Howling 2: The Shitty Shit Shitmeister of Shitsville.
James

Imagine two rancid turds knocked out on halloween night, placed in a bucket of wee wee, then sat baking in the sun for 43 days. On the 43rd day the rancid piss turds are then slopped onto a Bette Midler CD where they mate. The inbred turd child is born 2 weeks later and gets funding to make a movie. The inbred turd child could still direct a film far, far better than Howling 2.

I love horror movies, I love B movies. I love shit movies because at least they usually 1) show spirit and 2) can garner a few laughs.

Not in Howling 2. This is a painful, painful movie. This movie makes Plan 9 from Outer Space look like fuckin Lawence of Arabia.

I must now go bleach my eyeballs.

Best line from the movie: "Aghhh noo! The blessed ear plugs fell out!"

IMDB Entry: Howling 2